Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I […]

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Across […]